Oh, that movie was SO FREAKIN LOUD. It didn’t need to be SO FREAKIN LOUD. They’ve got a captive audience sitting just a few feet away and they still cranked it up SO FREAKIN LOUD. I will never understand why they did that, and I have been completely averse to seeing movies at Disneyland ever since.

Look, the guy KNOWS what he KNOWS and that’s that. 

Like everyone in his family, my husband starts wearing shorts as soon as the weather is warm enough that he doesn’t freeze his nuts off. Which in California is pretty much all year.

Gloria Vanderbilt jeans have reasonable pockets.

One of our dearly departed cats would play fetch with a milk jug ring. But only as long as he felt like it.

Our current four cats are not “people cats.” They’re all rescues, and I think we got them just a little too late for them to be properly socialized.

Cats will come when called if they feel like it. They’re cats.

Spiral notebooks are possible if you turn them upside down and backwards so the spirals are on the right. Not ideal, but possible.

My dad bought his own set of left-handed golf clubs when he really couldn’t afford them, for just this reason.

Yup. This is why I got my own bowling ball years ago.

Just call me Abby Normal.

He’s only in it because he was promised free iPhones for life.

I think a large percentage of that “book’s” readers will get it from Pirate Bay.

That works for modern houses. Our driveway was built to accommodate the cars available in 1930. When a neighbor builds a cinderblock wall right up at the edge of their property line, you ain’t getting a modern size sedan down the driveway, period. It was a close call even for my son’s Chevy LUV truck.

The images are so much larger that sometimes only about 1/4 of the image is visible. If you divided the screen in quarters, only the lower right side shows.

Thank you! Lots of good kosher shops not far from us.

It’s not bad in Burbank.

Other than the fact that blue cheese tastes like vomit (I would substitute feta or chevre) that looks like great party food.

I think the arsonists should be sentenced to spend the rest of their lives shoveling ashes and cleaning up debris from the fires they set.

Good point. I was counting on the elevation getting us up above most of the smoke. Must admit it has been a while since we went meteor watching.