Better awkward than an asshat like Chris Brown.

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

I didn’t take it that way. Trump doesn’t have a monopoly on wanting your country to be great. I was really proud of Melo and I’ve been a pretty ardent Melo hater forever.

You know what would be REALLY repulsive? Hosting the Olympics in say, 2000 and parading pretty much every medalist in your nations history with one exception. The most recent male track and field medalist. The guy who happened to be on the podium when two African-American men made a black power salute. He would be…

“I got the best Tebow, this is a real good Tebow.”

That’s cool. I hope the next time you go to a restaurant, you don’t upset the server who spits in your drink. Because by your logic, someone who is bad at their fucking job deserves to be treated with respect in all situations.

ZONA PELIGROSA.

Schilling deserves his own category.

Walt Williams

I am so tired of all the NFL players dating each other openly and having sex with each other before during and after all their matches. I miss the days when a quarterback would marry his favorite football and then stay married to it until the football had sex with a referee and the quarterback had to throw them both…

The Aristocrats!

“Hey, great win out there.”

This Kinja is about as great as Rubio’s campaign.

Well, see, here you go again. And the answer is no. Any objective reading of presidential history puts Obama nowhere near the bottom of that list. There were three truly, unabashedly horrible 20th century presidents: Harding, Hoover, and Nixon. Obama was worse than those guys? No, he was not. I think Carter was worse…

Is your company hiring?

I had a bunch of jokes, and then I realized, “Hey, wait a second, when did it become ok at school to just be cool with sticking inanimate objects into another student’s asshole?”

[[Hoping Walt ‘Clyde’ Frazier refers to it as “tweeting and skeeting” during the next broadcast.]]

Five children left behind. Fuck, man. FUCK. All because of what? Some woman was stupid enough to drive with her dog in her lap?

“NBA All-Star Weekend. Low Energy! Sad!”