Hey it seems like this media enterprise known as GawkUniOnionSpin is going to get shut down in a few weeks. Even if the morons in corporate realize it wasn’t worth it after all and sell it off to a more benevolent creature, the damage has already been done and too much talent has moved on.

Is anyone actually buying the shit Jim Spanfeller and his goon are selling?

Whether or not you read or respected Deadspin, let’s all come around to agree that Jim Spanfeller is one huge fuckup of a boss.

This longtime reader of the Onion, AV Club, Jezebel, and Deadspin doesn’t want to read anything owned by G/O Media or Great Hill Partners anymore. 

By the way, you and your friends could always resurrect something like this podcast under a different brand and you’ll probably be self-sustaining in no time. 

Thanks Drew. The boss needs you, you don’t need him.

When Ujiri spoke on the arena floor about the importance of a non-USA team in the NBA, I could have sworn I heard some pointed booing coming from a small crowd of what I presumed were reactionary nationalists.

Aaron sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.

Getting stoned and watching Ernie speak about JC is something to do at least once in your life.

Fuck the Man.

Remigio’s Revenge

Why not do a more progressive tax on journalists and charge per unchecked lie coming from the candidates?

Damn, that school has money.

DID I DO THAT?

Can everybody just take the day off, for a change?

How about a guide for ignoring the fucking election campaign between now and its end?

Where’s the parallel universe in which war itself is the crime? I want to live in that one please.

Are there any songs or jingles from your childhood that still resurface in your brain to this day?

Favorite food to eat out of a truck on the side of a road?

Donald Trump is a terrible human being who is making everything worse for the rest of us.