Glad to have you here. Can you please tell Hamilton Nolan to go somewhere else?

Oh no, Deadspin, you were forced to absorb this Gawker guy too???

I thought you were going to keep it to one comment, bro.

Update: they deleted their account. Still no justice.

Are you a Comcast employee?

That’s odd; they totally used Roundball Rock when comparing Team USA women’s long jump distances to Jordan’s. I think they even made a joke about it being someone’s ringtone.

2014 was a lousy year too.

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damn, Lt Bob, it’s been decades since the North Stars moved to Dallas. You got to let it go!

What single public nuisiance would you wipe off the planet if given the chance? I’m torn between leafblowers and car alarms.

Among currently active pro athletes, who can you not wait to see in the TV booth?

Which comedian is most likely to foster world peace?

I’m officially contemplating whether to panic.

You lost me at “cats.”

the draft already started? Thank god idgaf

Nooooooo

As if *mic drop* wasn’t overused enough...

Dude its fucking Saturday, lighten up and go outside will ya?

Washington American Football Team = WAFL. Sounds like Waffle.