I just want to say, Drew, that you write the best captions to replace “Recommended stories.”

So much for making these specimens relateable to the common man with this fluffy final debate question! It simply revealed them as the cold and calculating souls they truly are.

Did he also tell you how great MeUndies and Stamps.com are?

Anything goes with a purple wristband.

Bros, always wanting attention!

For some people, “Family Guy” was always a turnoff, but wasn’t it once a fresh and funny show, like, pre-cancellation? Or were we all just really high at the time?

Kelly heard there was going to be a White Elephant game. Misunderstanding ensued.

Don’t forget this year’s contribution to live TV from Shaq: