Mike Pence probably won’t accidentally start a nuclear war with North Korea.

I think we are supposed to gird ourselves for the 112 theories on how Hillary did it.

Ugh, me too.

1. I live in this area. I could go on and on about how high racial tensions are in South Dakota. There’s a lot of outright hatred of Natives here. I myself have been called a Prairie N***** when I was 8 years old. And that’s not even a rare thing. I know lots of people my age (I’m 30) who have had that happen growing…

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

So here’s one of mine. Two years ago, I was living in a fantastic apartment in Harlem. I’m talking two bedroom, washer and dryer, dishwasher and backyard. I loved that place even though it had major issues.

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

NOOOOOOOOOOO these scare me so much every year and I read all of them!

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

This is so uncomfortable. He is obviously wasted and fully aware of his “celebrity”. Gross.

Also he fucks horses.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

I signed one too friend. I am singing like a fucking bird. Come find me Harvey. Come fucking find me. Since you worked there you know the solution. Have Meryl Poster put this douchebag on a chain. She is the only person on planet earth who can put him in his place...and she is a piece of work herself. Perhaps more…

As a former employee, I’m glad this was published. I also wish I hadn’t signed my life away in NDAs.

Wait. Taco Bell isn’t high quality?

The worst part of this in my opinion, is that kids are much better at understanding wrong from right in these matters than adults are. Their worldview is being shaped; the older you get, the more your own pre-conceived notions lead to twisting historical (and present day) fact to fit what you believe is right.

How timely.

Waif yodeling*...HA!!!

Even beyond the grossness of his certainty that everyone is a pedophile, it’s more than a little telling that Polanski doesn’t include women in his concept of “everyone.”

As long as I’m alive and able to comment, I will post this quote: