Truly one of the good guys. Rest well, Mr. Sager.

He named the stars.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

Everything’s bigger/worse in Texas.

Practice makes Burfict.

The basketball here is yuge. We’ve got real players - and I mean players. They’re so real. So good. The best. These players are the best, they really are. If there is one thing I know about basketball players, it’s that these guys are really great. Tall, bigly - just great players. I know Bobby Knight - we’re friends,…

Heard wrong, lady.

Good thing Christmas is coming up.

And Jesus wept too.

No jokes about a Gase mask? Really?!

Who you guys votin’ for?

He embodied joy. He played happy, he lived happy, he made others happy. He got it long before most of us truly get it.

North Carolina has raised up, took their shirts off and are twisting them around their heads like a helicopter.

Favorite cartoon as a kid?

Ray Goof is what Emmitt Smith drinks in the club.

Goofin’

If I listen to an audio book, can I say I’ve “read” the book?

My college roommate was murdered in the parking lot during a Chiefs game. Everything about this team sucks.

Smoke smokes jamoke, turns into self-smoking Smoke.

Wainwrong.