The only thing that would have made it more perfect was the retailer being “Newegg.” :)

Huzzah! I won Easter!

These are really awesome but....

I would actually enjoy SW if it had designs like this.

as a taxpayer, i don't mind

16 or 17 year olds in my area have gone to jail for a long time for a lot less of a crime. This could have gotten people killed, that's murder by using authorities.

Imprisonment for life, regardless of age, should be the result of this. It's an act of terrorism.

If there has been one thing 2014 and 2015 has shown us, there are a lot of cop haters in the United States who will believe anything they hear on social media despite the overwhelming evidence against it.

Anyone else not really that impressed?

+1 Dirty dirty Sanchez.

Don't worry Nigel, you're not the first one to make that mistake. That's pretty much Mark Sanchez's go-to pick-up line at a Sweet 16.

Way less embarrassing than what Pitino had to say about her.

Wasn't that easy

Fuckin*

Slender Man loves people alone at home.

Fucking hipsters and your indie games.

Good point. I've always felt that if the NFL would adopt the Iowa High School Association's Conduct Guidelines for the Future Farmers of America Parliamentary Procedure Competition they could reduce thuggishness by 25% and Gangbangerishness by 33% across the board.