If there has been one thing 2014 and 2015 has shown us, there are a lot of cop haters in the United States who will believe anything they hear on social media despite the overwhelming evidence against it.

Anyone else not really that impressed?

+1 Dirty dirty Sanchez.

Don't worry Nigel, you're not the first one to make that mistake. That's pretty much Mark Sanchez's go-to pick-up line at a Sweet 16.

Way less embarrassing than what Pitino had to say about her.

Wasn't that easy

Fuckin*

Slender Man loves people alone at home.

Fucking hipsters and your indie games.

Good point. I've always felt that if the NFL would adopt the Iowa High School Association's Conduct Guidelines for the Future Farmers of America Parliamentary Procedure Competition they could reduce thuggishness by 25% and Gangbangerishness by 33% across the board.

In fact, when I used to go to elementary school, if you got tossed out of any kickball event, that was a one-game sitout from the Playground Blacktop Association, automatically. One full pout on top of the one you got tossed from, and I wish they'd just go to that rule in the NCAA's (which is used for foursquare)…

Nobody cares about your high school.

When you're here, you're str8fam!

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

I was in that store earlier that afternoon pre-ordering MLB The Show 15. Probably a couple of hours before this happened. I didn't even find out about this until Friday.

I imagine there is an old couple in that cabin, watching the whole thing from the kitchen window while drinking tea.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).