Wasn't that easy

Fuckin*

Slender Man loves people alone at home.

Fucking hipsters and your indie games.

Good point. I've always felt that if the NFL would adopt the Iowa High School Association's Conduct Guidelines for the Future Farmers of America Parliamentary Procedure Competition they could reduce thuggishness by 25% and Gangbangerishness by 33% across the board.

In fact, when I used to go to elementary school, if you got tossed out of any kickball event, that was a one-game sitout from the Playground Blacktop Association, automatically. One full pout on top of the one you got tossed from, and I wish they'd just go to that rule in the NCAA's (which is used for foursquare)…

Nobody cares about your high school.

Popped into my head: why has nobody made a Weeping angel game yet? I know there's *SCP: Containment Breach*, but come on, Internet. . .

When you're here, you're str8fam!

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

This isn't Retina MacBook Air you were hoping for

I was in that store earlier that afternoon pre-ordering MLB The Show 15. Probably a couple of hours before this happened. I didn't even find out about this until Friday.

I imagine there is an old couple in that cabin, watching the whole thing from the kitchen window while drinking tea.

Apparently there is another secret door that they keep the vacuum behind, and the secret to open it has been lost to time.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

They should have known it wasn't the real Larry Donnell when he held on to the line for that long.

minor suggestion, but maybe have the title of the game link to the game's page or to other articles about it, so people who don't know what it is can know what it is.