There's a reason you're not an approved commentor.

Well, I think the cop also wounded/killed the blond passenger, so I think we have a victory for civil rights. (Oh my god, I could totally be a politician!)

We need a non white female cop that identifies as a pan sexual shooting an Indian man in drag.

Racist if you include black people. Racist if you don't. White people can't win.

Navi would be voiced by Aaron Paul. "Hey! Listen, Bitch!"

Two in the poodoo, one in the Sith.

thats earned a jed-sigh .... :P

Oh god, you just reminded me that today is Friday the 13th. I usually hole up in the padded panic room in my house for the entire day and consume nothing but saltines and bottled water.

The text is strangely readable. I remember when I first got the Xbox 360 back in the day, HDTVs weren't all that prevalent yet, and Dead Rising was so fucking hard to play because I couldn't hear (read) what Otis was saying.

Especially when things like text and maps would be rendered useless...

While amusing, I'm sure the novelty would wear off within minutes.

Yuck. No thanks. I already lived through that, growing up playing Atari, Intellivision, and NES on a black and white TV. Go for it hipsters! :D

In Dead Rising 3 you walk up to a toilet in a safe house.

My wife and I have been playing this together on the PS4 for a while now and are loving it. The Witch Doctor is my favorite character by far - he can get pretty tanky with all the minions you get roaming around. Currently we're going through our hardcore run, but my wife is so nervous she'll die again (it happened…

What is Jen doing with the Internet? it has to go back to Big Ben!

You can add me! Same name. Anyone else is totally welcome to add me.

They go with the tux.

I was waiting with baited breath to see if you were going to purchase this here video game, sir. Now I know. Whooosh

This feels a bit pretentious to me