you should probably just watch it

Personally, I've always wondered why there hasn't been a Capri Sun/Terminator 2 mashup.

As a bonafide 90's kid, I enjoyed this way too much. Including the second half of the short.

Radical!

But you knew that already.

Spoilers!

The penalty for dying is really not that bad. Grab one airdrop and you've negated two or three deaths. Besides, during the day you have to do some pretty gung-ho crap to die. So long as you use common sense the game's actually easy.

The most dangerous enemies in the game wouldn't be very dangerous if they took 3 shots from a puny rifle to kill. If it makes you feel better, my fiery medieval sword of badassery decapitated one with a single charged hit. Of course, I'm level 22 out of 25.

most of that game was horrible. I never even finished it.

Riptide was a stand-alone expansion.

Out of the entire Kotaku staff, I think Yannick does the best game reviews. Anyone else agree?

I was fairly lucky with that guy since he gave me a police rifle stronger than any other PR i seen so far. 254 damage compared to 180ish MR are around 130 for me.

Did Steve tell ya that?

The intro about your struggle to find a gun amused me because I accidentally found a Police Rifle on a lone survivor on the roof of a gas station during the mission where you have to go get a document for Rais. I haven't even used it.

Is it bad I just leave the monitor on 24/7?

OK, but how many of those plays were run with seconds left on the clock, with the game on the line? (EDIT: and with the added complications of clock management to try to make multiple plays, vs only having time for one more shot.) Those are two (three) very important factors to consider, and make it very different…

Maybe there was a third play caller, somewhere down the grassy field, perhaps...

Alas, Planet Hulk was already kinda made, and by Disney no less!

That's so sweet