Apple pays artists on their imaginary video service, then threatens to block their videos if they don't sign up for their imaginary streaming service?. Huh.

Still, he'd never beat a chimp in a fight.

Sounds like my iPhone 5. Anmy right?! ... haha...ehhhh

SOE just realizes PC gamers are smart enough to pay to play a F2P game early. #PowerToThePlayers #ThisIs4TheGamers #GreatnessAwaits

Not only that, but you're paying to test the game for the console peasants.

Only for indie startups like SoE. They need our help jumping on the zombie bandwagon.

I can picture a few 'Muricans saying that.

you fly for like maybe an hour...

nope...can't be australia. Australia will censor the grass.

I assume your being funny? because the Andes are NOT in Africa, South America is the answer here.

"kertos pls"

I'm convinced this was intentional. It's like a Dolan interpretation of Kratos. Kertos? "kertos pls" If I saw that on someone I'd laugh hysterically with the guy, not at him.

Stop using caps-lock?

Some of us live on a budget in homes with more than one person. Yes, there are struggles over the TV. Sorry we can't keep up, Mr. Jones.

I hope this is as good in practice as it is in theory... I could totally see myself taking advantage of this.

Damn my morning eyes...misleading title read as "Japanese P**n Star Swallowed Microphones" >.>

Is this taking into account temperature differences? Because a pretty straightforward back-of-the-envelope calculation shows that if a ball was inflated to 12.5 psi at 70 F (a perfectly reasonable inside temperature) and is allowed to cool to 30 F (the ambient temperature around the time of Brady's INT), the…