But will it cater a gay wedding?

Aren’t women’s rims two feet lower and a three foot shorter free throw line and a 89% smaller ball and 25% larger basket? No wonder they shot better than men.

I have 3 kids. The only way to get adult conversation is to talk to myself. In Kinja.

Oh you do? Cool.

I used to wear Shwood and they broke a bunch. Wood glue usually worked since it was on the grain. But I have Proof now and I prefer them.

Not really. But ok... It's probably because you choose who to associate with and most are probably real friends. Unlike a COD match with Pre-pubescent Captain White Power.

How would they get caught? If I thought your comment was so stupid that it offended my sense of awesome then I would go to the mall and find a pay phone and call that swat team on you, but you wouldn't know it was me because I wouldn't post about it afterward.

wouldnt swatting like be 1000 times more common if there was no anonymity and every 13 y/o I killed in Minecraft (is that a thing?) could call the swat team on me?

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They call me John McClane because I Troll Hard With a Vengeance. But seriously. You're in ISIS, dawg. Otherwise you would want kids to go jail for life. If this was kids. It was probably someone's mom who wanted them to come home and feed the ferrets.

Officials shouldn't be allowed to decide game outcomes like this. Worse than most college calls.

you are a terrorist.

Anyone who calls you insane obviously supports terrorism and probably works for ISIS.

especially since every cop in the world is just looking for an excuse to kill unarmed kids. I mean, in this case there were obviously no minoroties at the meeting or they would have all been shot. Right?!?

Wow. Have you ever read a Kinja post? I just admitted that most of my first post was written facetiously. And stop calling Italians Guido, already.

Minorities are stupid and dirty.

Bad analogy. Macy's balloons weigh a shit ton.

It was actually 6 years, 4 months and 17 days ahead of its time. Like the PS4 and Kanye West.

No but seriously... My comments were 99% facetious - it's a thing some people do on Kinja. Except that I really don't care if he doesn't like gays or not. Though I love the gays. And my kids eat the vegetable spaghetti so we all win.

You're the one calling him Guido. Talk about insensitive to Italians.