I came for the terrible PS4/PC fanboyism and stayed for the WiiU Fish Sandwhich.

Best Kotaku post ever.

I bet you could find one in disney game.

Call him a douchebag too! You writers need to relate to us readers.

Then I swatted them all.

Curious George you fucking heathen!! That's a top 5. Get you head on straight!

Remember how a few years ago the big news trend was shark attacks. People assumed that shark attacks had risen like 500% but in reality it was just what the news decided to pounce on for the summer.

So as a lifelong (33 years) Star Wars fan... These look dumb except for maybe the regular one. Sorry.

It's called life.

He touched as a child by a naked pixel man.

only a hipster would say that

Oh god me too! I hated Dead Rising because I didn't know what they wanted me to do on some missions until I got a 20" Visio HDTV for my bedroom. Living large back then! now I have houses in LA, Paris and Vale, in each one a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid grin off your face.

Hey I too know she's holding the Internet!

Flip flops!?! For showering at the gym I hope.

I'll say here what I said on the Dying Light/Fallout post... This DLC seems cheesy. A few buildings to explore, some weapons, outfits and then a horde mode? Someone please tell me it's better than it sounds. I love this game.

Is it just me or does the DLC (released today and announced for later) seem totally bogus? Buildings now open to explore, some costumes, and a horde mode? Hardly worth getting a season pass.

You're the embodiment of a caveman swinging a keyboard in Kinja. Use your head, brah.

I've always been a fan of the Dalek ones. Though I don't have anything on my car. No need to give stranger dangers any Intel on my brood.

I will stick up for Fahey by saying that it's his job to get ripped off so we don't have to. And hopefully he can write off a loss that we plebs wouldn't.

Cool. I hate how it glamorizes warrior criminals.