Pistorious wore these for a summer and they made him so grumpy he shot his girlfriend on the shitter so...

Barefoot shoes are gross. There, I said it.

Yeah. Let's not add commentary when you clearly didn't watch it.

To be honest it was longer than 5 minutes the one time I tried because I was the zombie and there was only one human. So he just saw me coming every time and I couldn't take my pick of the litter had there been 4.

He has the nicest beard too. I assume. Never really looked at his avatar.

Just two dudes licking each other then barfing/sharting. It's so crazy it just might work.

I never actually played but I saw book about Drizzzt once. so yeah the Z thing. Have some rocky road on me. Well not on me, but off my body.

I mean let's break this down Barney style. You bitch about nobody playing Be The Zombie mode. I give a valid reason why then you get all bent out of shape and imply that I'm a loser for not wanting to spend 5 minutes (as if) playing a boring game mode. So who needs to calm down, bro? I'll play zombie mode and I'll…

Do you even Forgotten Realms, bro?

Left 4 Dead has quantity? Nope. I'm out.

It's not a bullet sponge. They were just bad shots. Plus you need UV to soften them up first.

And give almost everything a 9.5.

Molotov is the be all of human interactions.

and to reply to you not like a total a-hole... 5 minutes is too long for my taste. When I initially heard of this mode I thought i was going to be harried by player controlled night stalker zombies during night mode. instead of a mini-game popping up to kill the immersion.

I do have 98 other problems. Behrditz the drow elf douchebag being one.

Oh. Wasn't a fan of Dead Island. Except for the bewbs. Horrible bewbs all over the place. No cleavage in Turkey.

It's boring, the Be The Zombie mode. Takes too long. That's why people quit. They didn't realize the option was turned on then realize they have to play a best of 10 match against a super zombie and you both have super radar so stealth is out the window.

No you've got it wrong. The game is fun. The story is boring, the quests are all fetch quests but it's not the destination it's the journey. That's what makes this game an 8/10 for me. Or 4/5 if you want to play the fraction game.

Probably because he doesn't want to spoil it.

DeadIsland 3 durr