I'm up all night to stay classy.

Emma would never stoop to being Janine. Maybe Slimer's voice. So is this a straight remake with the same story? Is Channing Tatum playing Dana Barrett (it's a boys name too!)?

Yes. Most wholesomely agree. The Heat was the worst movie I've ever partially watched. And I consider myself a movie completer even if it stinks. Wiig has gotten better in recent years but she's still not great. McGruber.

Linda can't be Velma and Egon!!

It's not lenient at all. It's a pain in the ass. But the head bob is bonkers. So it looks like you're double jumping. But I think you're grabbing a pipe then pulling up to a ledge. Mostly I just hop and fall and die.

he recently took a crowbar to the skull and got bitten by a zombie. Maybe his punching muscles or pipe swinging portion of the brain took an injury.

I now completely understand The Dorkness. ;)

Too many trolls at IGN. It's too hard to get noticed, you PC Master Race douchebag. or something. :)

You have mail. Pattern baldness.

I use Pulse and have a gaming section with like 10 different sites. but I only make stupid trolly comments on Kotaku. Thanks Kinja!

"Ummm... Hmmm... Errrrr..." what I would say about this article if I was a text-based JRPG NPC.

This was a great article about Half Life 3. Look closely, people.

I "pre-ordered" Dying Light yesterday just to get it pre-installed. Normally I wouldn't buy weeks ahead or anything. Does that count?

Didn't you see that movie where the soccer team ate the guys butt? FootBall Hooligans Gone Wild 14 I think it was called. Ethan Hawke had his first 19 dude gangbang.

Remember when they said the console would need a second set of hardware to make this work. So backwards compatibility will never happen. It's not a firmware update.

I was gonna do this with my gaming PC build last year but I couldn't get over the bezels between monitors. So I went with an ultra wide monitor instead.

Why then does it say the "home team brings 12 balls and the away team brings 12 backup balls?" Doesn't the word backup imply they're only used if the 12 primary don't work?

Maybe he was trying to purchase a little man-on-man action and things went south. There might have been trouble down under. His shrimp didn't need a Barbie. Um... You call that a knife?

The only balls that were deflated were Andrew Luck's. Snap!

Not with all the anti-police brutality movements going on. Imagine all the protesting that would go on if Sony released a taser game? #PixelatedLivesMatter