I now completely understand The Dorkness. ;)

Too many trolls at IGN. It's too hard to get noticed, you PC Master Race douchebag. or something. :)

You have mail. Pattern baldness.

I use Pulse and have a gaming section with like 10 different sites. but I only make stupid trolly comments on Kotaku. Thanks Kinja!

"Ummm... Hmmm... Errrrr..." what I would say about this article if I was a text-based JRPG NPC.

This was a great article about Half Life 3. Look closely, people.

I "pre-ordered" Dying Light yesterday just to get it pre-installed. Normally I wouldn't buy weeks ahead or anything. Does that count?

Id like him to make a video for an musical artist I manage. ;)

Why don't you get off Big Cable's back. If we make them treat us fairly and provide acceptable services then how are they supposed to buy yachts and renew Celebrity Apprentice?

Who pays for the 4 wheel chairs after you crash and break your necks?

I believe that's a Dalek.

You seem to have a beef with Apple so I assumed it was when they screwed you on your last album release. You published a record on iTunes, right?

Mario! No! You think a mega genius corporation like Google can't write a simple form to allow artists to opt-in and out of certain "features." This is clearly a strong-arm tactic to hijack work. Sounds like artists wouldn't even be able to have a Best New Music post on Pitchfork if Google didn't have the track on the…

catalysto's last album was totally ripped by Apple apparently.

That's racist. Not all Asian dudes have petit penises. PornHub told me so.

Quickest armoire pattern I could find.

They must be in Apple's pocket.

Who the fuck are you? I'd really love to know what makes you an expert on journalism. Or qualified to judge a god damned Gawker media site.

So when they review a Sony TV are "giving away free advertising" or doing their job as a tech and design related blog?