IS THIS LIKE THE AWAKENING WHERE A MUPPET JUMPS IN THE OCEAN

IS THIS THE MOVIE WHERE A GIRL JUMPED OFF A HIGH DIVE ON A HORSE

COULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY THIS WAS THE MOST ZAPPOS-IST THING I HAVE EVER GORDITA CRUNCHED IN AN OUTBACK STEAK HOUSE BROUGHT TO YOU BY HELLO IS IT ME YOURE LOOKING FOR. GO ROYALS AND PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

A HEADLINE THAT MAKES A SNAPPLE IN CHEIF THE MOST PROUD

Bullshit. Publisher’s Clearinghouse is a well known front for drug and gun running. I’ve got a cousin in law enforcement who told me. In fact, many people in the know think Ed was actually Carlos the Jackal.

I think we should all take a moment, gather our thoughts, and immediately start jumping to conclusions using whatever stereotypes come to mind. Considering it’s a nice day out let’s also engage in a pointlessly hostile debate on gun control.