All talk, like Trump’s promises?

Now I can’t but hear that Skeksis voice going “Mmmmm? MMMMMm!”

But Voldemort could read.

Pretty sure they won’t make a peep (or a pepe) unless Trump goes after vaping, weed, anime, Reddit, or Call of Duty games.

I really would love to see that, but he’s had days already and has done little but say ‘give the fatgoblin a chance please’. We need him more forceful.

I sincerely hope that when they met Obama stared at Cheeto silently for a full minute before asking “So... where was I born, Donald? Am I an American citizen?”

Remember, it is illegal to take photographs of the backside of the statues of Dear Leader.

it’s really important to try to send some signals of unity, and reach out to minority groups or women or others that were concerned about the tenor of the campaign.

Trump’s always got the classiest. The best. Just tremendous.

Bush cronies were evil, but were they fucking insane?

Th3 FBI is prrrrrrobably investigating how many cases of champagne to buy for their party with Rudytoots.

Well you’d be the expert on impotency, little engine that couldn’t.

So is this the first time we’ve ever had a former softcore nude model as FLOTUS? Is... is that what NASCARmerica considers classy?

Thanks honeybunch!

Doesn’t matter what it is or was. He will be pardoned and continue to serve as éminence grise.

Incredible, yes, but in the fact that he should be taking this opportunity to bait Trump and say “While he hand over the country to a new administration, we must remind this new administration that America is watching. Black, gay, Muslim, Hispanic, Jewish, transgender America is still here, and they will not be…

I think he’s got some sort of dementia starting out. He reuses words because he can’t remember things.

You need the government for the roads that carry the trucks that bring the food to your supposed ‘six restaurants’. You need the government for the farm subsidies and price controls on the food. You need the government for the trade agreements with other nations on the food and materials for your supposed sox…

I’ve been quoting his white nationalist words back at him alongside his ‘i don’t need the government’ and ‘I don’t want power over anyone’ contradictions. It’s been fun. He keeps painting himself into a corner.

Nah. If Tea Partiers can spend 8 years sharing watermelon memes about Obama and screaming ‘Not MY President’, well, turnabout’s a bitch, ain’t it, Klansman?