Melania, First Porn Model, looks like she’s had so many facelifts and botox she can barely open her eyes. One more facelift and she’ll have a goatee, if you catch my meaning. She looks like a nearsighted Romulan after a dozen bongrips.

He hasn’t had his fake tan on in a week, for one. So he looks pale and sickly. Probably had to give up his ‘energy pills’ he was rumored to have been on.

You’re my new fuckin’ heroine, miss.

You mean ‘Doctah Whywee’ right?

No. They voted for the Klan, I will call them on it. Until they learn shame.

Jesus H I wish I had a galaxy of stars to give you.

Eh... fuck that. Before the election, the Trump ralliers literally beating up brown people and chanting “Jew S A” were called ‘deplorable’ because of the shit they said and did. AFTER the elction, we’re calling people who voted for a goddamn fascist ‘deplorable’ because of what they did. Fuck this hurt feefees shit.…

Odd, considering how he’s used to having a Tic Tac is his mouth. They’re roughly the same shape and size I’d wager.

I first saw this headline pop up elsewhere and thought “Uh oh, the Trumplebumples aren’t going to like that, they robblerobbled at him for not kissing Cheeto’s fat, pimply ass enough, and they wanted that guy from Reichfart to be CoS”, but then I saw he gave the Reichfart guy a token appointment, so the dolt-righters…

Republicans clearly don’t need tonopen their Hispanic base, they won tthe election.

Do you think that tumor-brained incest-fantasizer thinks about anything he says EVER?

“You will obey us!”

“I don’t want ANY power over anyone”

“We run everything in this country. It’s rightful owners are reclaiming what is rightfully ours. So get the fuck in line or else.”

Kiddo, you depend on politicians to make your life better. Every day. Especially since you’re apparently depending on them to “take your country back”.

Yeah, six figures ain’t too shabby, I gotta agree. Certainly allows me to live better than my parents or grandparents did.

What the fuck have they done? Well one of ‘em became fuckin’ president of the country. Twice. Saved the auto industry, too. And his administration managed to kill Bin Laden, which that drunk Bush couldn’t. And that burrrrrrrrns you up. Because it’s not that you’re pissed about non-whites not doing enough in your…

Hahaha sorry little manchild, but you haven’t been the ‘rightful owners’ in a looong time. Race and gender tests for a voice in this country were erased, and even the ‘Founding Fathers’ shut down the ideea of a Christian-only nation. Hell, it’s even documented that we are officially not a ‘Christian nation’, and that…

Let’s see... far more than four KKK, Trumpy retweeting actual white supremacists and using anti-semitic dogwhistles in his ads, hiring actual white supremacists to work for him, his crowds repeatedly physically abusing non-whites at his rallies even when the were pro-Trump, his history of vile xenophobia against…

At worst, he decimates environmental protections, OSHA, minority voting rights protections, reproductive rights, marriage equality, unionizing rights, separation of church and state, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, free press, and right to protest, while still fucking up the economy, sellling our secrets to…