LITERALLY?

Yes, because Yes isn’t pretty much the poster child of progressive rock.

I usually damage the ozone in my bedroom with a wee-hours Dutch oven.

Cool story, bro.

Whatever that means.

Yeah, blame the victim. Heaven forbid you reject cognitive dissonance.

OK, but this article is lacking a hugely important part of the system: THE RECEIVER. If you don’t have cable, it also stands to reason that you may not have a TV. You may have a monitor, a projector, or only a computer. I have a projector, and those don’t have TV receivers in them.

Stupid rule. If the ball isn’t on the way down, it’s not goaltending.

I drive a standard transmission normally, but when I drive automatics I never set the emergency brake. Don’t know any American who does.

And this is why Apple should stay out of the car business. Obscure UI has killed another person. Apple is the world’s leading purveyor of incompetent and obscure UI. Let us all say no.

“pound speedcameras”?