It's just fart noises and a choir blowing into empty Corona bottles.

Hard Screwcock!

Bob Johnson!

Calgon, take me away!

Pious as fuck Marty Funkhouser walking in on that was the icing on the cake.

If they weren't Jews Hitler wouldn't have had to kill them.

The role of Christ will be played by Tyrese Gibson.

Ballistic: Christ vs. Santa

The Passion of the Christ: The Jewpire Strikes Back

My brother would sometimes go into my room and grab a DVD to watch. Once, he grabbed Pink Flamingos and popped it in the DVD player. He later told me about it and asked what was wrong with me.

You probably should have left the chicken out of the love making.

Maybe I'm a sicko or something, but I really like Female Trouble.

I should mail you a BM for that kind of a statement.

It looks like TBA is playing every night of the week. Those guys must be good.

A seminal achievement if there ever was one.

The Academy Awards gave her performance the shaft.

She is. She plays Michael Fassbender's penis in an uncredited role.

Ted Cruz is the only man for this job.

*Tries to chant along. Runs out of breath. Stabs gut with insulin syringe. Returns to watching Duck Dynasty*

Like you would know. You wouldn't like a pun if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.