Bullock is just a stage name. Her birth name is definitely "Cleveland".

Tell me about it! I can't walk down the street without being offered a job! Damn this supple milky white skin to hell!

Lil' Bow Wow has blamed Like Mike For his lack of a career in the NBA as well as for his lack of a career in general.

Hodor's dong opens old wounds.

Are you forgetting about Hodor's big floppy dong? I even think that Jr. Theon made a brief cameo.

That was far too informative! Downvote!

They replaced The Replacements as the top story. Why, you ask? Well, we have our best men on this. Best men.

Upvoted, but I don't know what you're going on about. I hope you aren't being a jerk-ass, Homer.

But how'll she pay her bills? Her telephone bills? Her autimo' bills? You surely can't expect an Independant Woman to rely on someone like Jay Z to provide for her. Bey gotta work!

His momma sure does care about his schoolin'

Hey, it happens.

After getting my nuts wrenched and my rod lubed, I can, once again, trust a t-shirt.

Gary's Got a (Viagra induced) Boner!

Lentil flan

Yes, yes. We all regret not having FLOTUS Queen Bey. Let's not dwell on such a sore subject.

It stands for Billy. Bring your own Billy beer.

Stare into The Gam Cam!

If you shade right and take away his right hand he can only beat you with half of his hands.