They offered me a place in Old Guard bootcamp before I even started basics which I declined. I had my ideas of what I wanted my Army career to look like and that wasn’t it.

You’re always welcome to poke mine.

She’s pretty. For a lawyer. I mean the bar isn’t set very high. Apparently the bar is much lower for judges, that guy looks like Sloth from the Goonies

That’s a star for you.

Fixed.

One of us just isn’t as creative in bed. My condolences to your significant other.

Yeah, that’s pretty bad. A better choice would’ve been Sam Elliott. Now there’s a man’s man that aged well. I’d go gay for a ride on that ‘stache.

I agree. Both sides are assholes. People in general are assholes and when you split into teams, Dem/Rep, Christian/Muslim, Alliance/Horde, doesn’t matter what the team is. They will hate and fuck with eachother.