My favorite music video ever is the dubstep mix of "you're tearing me apart Lisa" I watch it at least once a week!

The song that Kevin Murphy sings over the Edward/Bella piano scene absolutely slays me:

I almost don't want to know the backstory; I prefer to think of this movie as something that randomly appeared in the universe.

I want someone to make this movie, I really do. But not this someone. He's a nice dude and does a lot to help out his film school friends — these are great things. His output, however, is not made up of great things.

And then that bacteria rapidly evolved into complex microorganisms, and over the course of minutes it was animals and then a bipedal mammal. At the ten minute mark the bacteria evolved into a fully formed Stephen Fry who stepped out of the petri dish and won a debate against Ken Ham.

They see her rollin'

Team Amy Adams 4lyfe.

Daffy Douche: faps in front of god and everybody while wearing a fedora

When I first met my husband, we used to fight for days because we are just stubborn idiots. Now, when one of us is belaboring a point in an argument, the code word is Matt Damon (exactly how it is said in Team America) and both parties will agree that the argument is not worth pursuing. So helpful during election…

Of all the people in the world who are also Italian-American and Syrian-American, have my last name, and are the same gender and generation as me - why is Farrah Abraham the famous one? At least F. Murray Abraham won an Oscar and had a curse named after him.

I got out of prison in FL for a crime I didn't commit (I wrote about this in much greater detail in the Affluenza probation article from today) in October of 2012. It's still very much at the forefront of causes I care to fight for/about. It likely always will be. Prison is inhumane and terrible if you DID do what…

And I thought it was a (somewhat belated) dig on Levon Helm — what, they're not fans of Music From Big Pink in Russia? Definitely a confusing headline.

Somebody ask him how big his dick was when he was born, and how big it is now. When he rebukes, tell him THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW.

• Mariska ends up in Dirt Bag. Ice gets his own post. Can we get some Chris Meloni news or a post about the best bisexual advocates, making Raúl Esparza number one?

Did they find that background on a defunct geocities page from 1997? Because that's what it looks like.

The images were shot by known sexual predator Terry Richardson. Here is some particularly salient proof that he is not only a horrible person whom no one should work with but also a hack:

Ghost Protocol was my favorite of the series. It was so much fun to watch, the cast had a good flow together, Tom Cruise is still an awesome movie star action hero, and I loved Simon Pegg and Jeremy Renner in it. Brad Bird was an unexpected choice for director, but he breathed more life, humor, and inventive action…

I worked in a record store in the 90's. We carried a small smattering of Christian CD's. Regular people would occasionally buy Stryper, but the rest sat there gathering dust. Christians would not dare enter our heathen store, and regular people saw Christian entertainment as the farcical joke that it was.