realcaptainparsnips
realcaptainparsnips
realcaptainparsnips

so accuracy

God, I love Neko Case's twitter feed.

I dunno. I feel Trace shouldn't beat himself up about it.

"do you take this man to be your lawful wedded rapist?"

I have to say this about Drew. I worked with her once, not too long ago, and she was an absolute sweetheart to work for. Even if she was...say...maybe...a little hung over in the morning...she still said to Hi to the crew and didn't let it affect her niceness at all. When she did have a good nights rest she was even

This one?

Ciara! don't let Jenny near your baby!!!11!!!!

Smoky BBQ potato chip residue

Duh, Bieber, you're meant to snort the coke first, then turn into an arsehole.

I'm not the hero Gawker needs...I'm the hero Gawker deserves.

Surely none of us are really imagining that men just walk out of their apartments and get sex, are we? That would be just as misguided as the belief of some guys who think OKC is a sexual playground ruled by women.

Mesozoic Murdering of My Vagina.

Doing Dodo Dong

Because there are places for that. Like Fetlife - OKC or other more vanilla dating sites aren't really the right venue for that.

Did I just stumble onto the Stormfront dating section by accident? "They're not educated about simple things like morals"? Did you read what you just wrote before you posted it?