If there's one thing grown-ups know about kids, it's AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THE…
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I pray for the day they burn the diner down and free Dennings and Behrs to be in a better show.
I decided a long time ago that there is literally nothing Morrissey could say that could turn me against him. He has a lifetime free pass with me. I'm not saying it's right. It is what it is. He likes to shock, but there are a lot of things about him that are kind and empathetic and full of perspective and pathos,…
I suffer from this as well. I find him both insufferable and irresistible. I'm reading his autobiography and every other stream-of-consciousness paragraph I'm like, "Da fuck are you talking about?" yet I can't put it down. I'm a black woman who has had to reconcile my love for him and the Godlike presence of the…
I love his music, but I'm just like "Oh, shut up, Morrissey". Like he is your crazy uncle that says horrible things?
Ok, so how long before the obligatory "in Europe no one would bat an eye at a 13-year-old drinking! Europeans are much more relaxed about alcohol, sex, drugs and all the other things I want to do. Also, Europe's mom totally lets her stay up until TEN on school days!"
According to CNN, Liz Cheney is pulling out of the Republican Senate primary in Wyoming. Cheney, the daughter of…
If it makes you feel better, here's the response from Jane Doe's counsel:
It's Sunday, the Earth is revolving around our faithful yellow star even as it bombards us with ultraviolet…
Vampire attacks, dances in an insane asylum, lesbian pinings, mass poisoning in the streets, lesbian trying to seduce the boyfriend of the woman she loves.
What gets me worked up is the people who are posting that in my Facebook circles are the same bitches who say "be thankful you're only a step-mother. Imagine what us real mothers go through!" Oh, fuck your vagina with a jackhammer. I raised my step-kids because their "real" mother couldn't do it so back your fucktruck…
Cool let's shame LiLo for addiction/mental illness some more.
A woman named Beautiful Existence (to be precise), attempted and achieved a pretty unusual thing this year.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which the sweet juices of celebrity gossip from the pages of Life & Style, Us…
Still my Favorite. Giggles everytime
While I appreciate the heartfelt apology....People are so over sensitive....what happened there was 100 years ago...we stand and sit in places where evil is done everyday...its about what energy you bring to a location. History is over. It's what you doing for the future that counts.
Twenty bucks says pieces of this end up on Shia LaBeouf's Twitter by tomorrow morning.
Channing Tatum stops working out four hours a day to be a dad: OMG, what's happened to him!