I just facepalmed so hard that I punched a hole in the wall behind me.

Exactly. When 'whore' is an insult, it's slut-shaming. If you can't have a conversation about female sexuality without equating sex-workers to the lowest of the low, to the thing that no person should ever want to be, how dare they, it's slut-shaming.

NOT Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison! Ryan Gosling and Delicious Stubble! George Takei and Brad! Tom Hiddleston and Everyone of Us, Gay, Straight, or Other!

No, you're most likely to end up with someone similar to yourself (i.e. he'll hate you too).

This is why the eHarmony commercials are terrifying to me. The thought of being with someone who likes all the same things I do is just… Isn't that why I have friends? Don't people like to be challenged? Is love just some algorithm? It all really bums me out.

This whole season has been surprising me. Parker and Stone usually do the smug Libertarian thing and handwave away social issues, but between this episode and the one about George Zimmerman I've been pleasantly shocked by how normal their take on these things has been lately.

I'm guessing public "devotion to Kim" is page 27, paragraph 3, line 4 of the contract.

Kim isn't a real person to him. She's not a real person, period. But she's a mannequin, a possession, a THING. Have you ever heard him say anything about her personality, her non-physical attributes? Has he ever said "The thing I love most about Kim is her wicked sense of humor"? "The thing people don't realize…

He really should have put a tiara on her. You know, to class it up.

oh...honey.

Yeah, won't the Illuminati shut this shit down?

Hallelujah amen!

my introduction to oscar isaac was the movie 'agora'

Oh, Lizzy Caplan gets drunk and naked at work and it's "charming." I get drunk and naked at work and it's "oh God what is wrong with you."

Im really fucking disgusted by the way this whole thing has been reported in the press - jezebel included. This is a story about an abusive man trying to destroy his victim after she leaves him. A story of a domestic violence victim triumphing after her attack. A lesson for people everywhere!! Instead of focusing on…

Not sure how one rehabs an image that is already "Flawless Queen."

I am seriously disturbed by this tendency on Jezebel to disallow any creative of any sort the opportunity to reference other cultures and ways of life. This is denying the very basis of art-making: imagining and representing other people. This is ridiculous! (And I am aware that many people will smirk at my use of…

Yes. And David is a bird: