uggggggh i wanna be rich and pregnant.

There is a saying in China that if you don't climb the Great Wall of China, you are not a man. Thank you for proving Mao right Beiber.

Didn't Jay-Z describe the video for "Uptown Girl?"

The fun part is when it blows up in their face. They always complain that it's not fair!

The problem is that Eggers claims he did no research, didn't visit Facebook, and didn't read anything the employees wrote about their experience: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-bri…

Battery, Misdemeanor: The unwanted physical touching of another. Note that "nakedness" is not an element. ANY UNWANTED TOUCHING is a crime.

Hey, naked dude, I dare you to try this on guys. Also, let's get a stereotypically unattractive women trying this on guys and seeing how refreshing and liberating the dudebros find THAT.

How dare you people not develop a drug addiction to make your thighs more acceptable?

Yes, but I just really super duper can't stand her. She spews a lot of bullshit and is still held up as a paragon. Plus, she's a mediocre actress. MEDIOCRE. Blammo! *drops mic*

Elizabeth Warren. 2016 probably too early though.

It's so surprising that Wurtzel's brief legal career didn't take, with cogent, persuasive arguments like this.

Oh good. Elizabeth Wurtzel is here to enlighten us. Again. Tell us what we're doing wrong this time, Liz.

I am virtually the same age as her, and I thought the writing in Prozac Nation was devoid of wit or originality when it came out; the only reason it had any success was timing and marketing (she was young, pretty and happy to pose semi-nude). This has been borne out by all her writing since then, which has been…

As a prominent member of the I Think Lena Dunham Is The Worst Club there are a million and one ways you can insult Lena Dunham without bringing her thighs into this.

He doesn't want a Ukrainian woman because he thinks they're naturally submissive, he wants a Ukrainian woman from the internet because he knows she wants an American life so he can control her. He has no bargaining power vis-a-vis women from Utah.

If you hate the paps so much, don't wear your leather onesie and Batcape to a fucking Givenchy show in Paris. It's not rocket science.

"Miley Cyrus I just got into, but I haven't been able to keep up with her as much. There's just a lot of her walking around mostly naked. I'm trapped in her public display of sexual discovery, and the nakedness is driving me crazy... Like, we get it. You're sexual. Do you really need a whole two-minute music video of…