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Daddy needs his sleeping pill?!?

Lindy, can I PLEASE come to the Love It or List It popsicle party? Hilary and David are my faves! Also:

If you think BDSM is like this relationship, you're doing it wrong.

Oh! And Angela Carter!

Wonderful. Rape culture inflated by classist, racist stereotypes, stuffed into a cartoon casing perfectly outfitted for reality TV and its expanding machinery. The only "win" scored here is for the media-industrial-military-etc.-etc.-etc. complex, which benefits from the endless reframing and reopening and

Hey Joe!!

LAUREN!!!

Why is it that the most unattractive men think they "deserve" a woman that looks like Penny from Big Bang Theory? Like, not only do they think they deserve it, but they refuse to consider dating any other type. I don't get it.

Yeah. There was a 12 year age difference, but they seemed so... Normal.

"Black girls not included..." Just like the J Crew catalog!

Spiky high heels and miniskirts, but not, like slutty high heels and miniskirts. Just average high heels and miniskirts.

"The amount of sexism, gender essentialism, and caveman logic within its pages is soappalling that it's difficult to believe that her book is anything but a cry for help."

Worked their way in? I'm all for using the favours your family provides, but the slew of these women's "I got to where I am just like everybody else" soundbites make it obvious they thought they hit that triple... The nepotism is not annoying. Their ignorance of their own privilege is.

  • Jon Hamm is getting surgery to remove a throat polyp.

"Polyp" always looks like someone didn't finish typing.

you're supposed to be laughing at how ignorant and out of touch they are