"I'm going to keep on having children for no reason other than spite and bloodymindedness, while complaining about how immigrants breed like rabbits!"

I think he has naturally blond hair, basically like the colour in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, but curlier. I first saw it when he was presenting a BBC documentary about Terence Rattigan and I was startled - the dark hair looks so natural on him.

I do wonder if he ever got out of fights in the playground by telling people his mum is the Fendahl Core.

Yes, I agree this is a quandary. I don't want Turing ghettoised as "gay genius Alan Turing" - he should be a hero to all of us. But at the same time a lot of gay people in history have had their sexualities airbrushed away, and it only makes homophobia easier to perpetuate when people can pretend LGBTQ people have…

Pictured: George Condo's troll face.

The production company and Matthew Goode have both denied the film shows Turing as anything other than gay. Whether his homosexuality will be as prominent in the film as it deserves to be, we won't know until we see it. But the rumour seems to have started because someone who worked at Bletchley Park said Keira…

Somehow, I have never wished for sleepovers at Ellen Page's house. But now I know she spends Boxing Day watching Robert Altman movies, I'm on board for it.

Yeah, you'd think she'd have some people around who could say to her "People are calling you racist - let's have a weekend where we think about ways to respond to that". I know her image is very carefully crafted to suggest she has no handlers or management and she's just Miley bein' Miley, but that's bollocks. Her…

You can't be the real Armond White, I agree with you!

For a moment I thought this post was about Ralph Fiennes's The Invisible Woman, which probably will be the best movie ever, not least because Tom Hollander will have this beard:

Here's a bit of observational comedy for you: you ever notice how people who complain about feminists, anti-racists, etc. being oversensitive are the whiniest, thinnest-skinned motherfuckers who ever drew breath? "Waaaaah, someone complained about a joke! Waaaaah, I must post 1000 times registering my disgust! Boo…

Humanity.

Weekend box office generally does not take into account what happened two weeks ago.

Sam Jackson in The Hobbit would be brilliant. "ELVISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

Yes, he should have sat down and had a good, hard, clear-headed think about it while suffering from a disease that reduces the ability to think rationally!

Er, "the less you know", obviously.

As with The Blair Witch Project; the more you know, the more unsettling it is. Horror always needs a sense of mystery. This internet-era mania for finding ambiguities and declaring them plot-holes makes me feel very out of step with modern geek culture. I like imagination more than spoonfeeding.