Weekend box office generally does not take into account what happened two weeks ago.

Sam Jackson in The Hobbit would be brilliant. "ELVISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

Yes, he should have sat down and had a good, hard, clear-headed think about it while suffering from a disease that reduces the ability to think rationally!

Maybe you should just say to them, if you're that concerned about workers being fired by their companies for voicing their beliefs, why not join a union and campaign for more stringent labour laws? That should get an interesting response.

Or Alec Baldwin when he was fired for... saying something homophobic. Strange how the conservatives were silent about the evils of the PC gulag when that one happened, eh?

You are on fire today. How do you know so much about penguins when you live at a different pole?

Shorter Lena Dunham: "There's a time when all this judgement and criticism has to stop, and that time is when it backfires on me."

I was talking with a friend recently, and we both agreed that if we married into royalty the first thing we'd do the morning after the wedding would be to think "Finally, I can kill a swan." I mean, not that we want to or anything. It's just nice to know the option is on the table, you know?

Seriously! Just imagine how much better Girls would be if it was Don Cheadle having unsatisfying sex with Donald Glover.

Odds/under on the amount of time that will pass before a socialist website/blog gets 'accidentally' caught in the coalition-approved spam filters? Remember that Cameron is the shameless piece of shit who tried to ban unions from donating to political parties because he knew it would nigh-on-exclusively harm Labour,…

LOL. Now include all the other parts of that conversation that completely undermine your shitty, reductive point.

I don't know how you got that from a list which included "their fathers".

I used to be fascinated by 9/11 truthers, and they did exactly the same thing. Every single Truther who said something horrifically bigoted and/or obviously delusional was disinfo, a plant, a government stooge, etc. etc. The thing they never realised was that the movement's pariahs weren't much crazier than the…

“We never, ever judge someone on who’s going to heaven, hell. That’s the Almighty’s job. We just love ’em, give ’em the good news about Jesus—whether they’re homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort ’em out later, you see what I’m saying?”

Let me guess: A+E have violated his First Amendment right to be on a reality show?

It is pretty great as a "Hey, it's that guy!" movie. The woman Bilbo Baggins is pretending to have sex for a film with? Joanna Page, who's just finished marrying David Tennant as Queen Elizabeth I on Doctor Who.

Emma Thompson is only allowed to be sexy in real life. Never on screen. It's a bizarre by-law of the Anglo-American film industry - I think it's like, part of a trade accord or something.

You couldn't wait to share this article about how there's no serious news and feminist content on Jezebel, so you put it on... an article about Pussy Riot being freed from jail, thereby completely invalidating your point. Well done, you dribbling halfwit.

And I don't blame them. Arguing with a pagan-sacrifice-sized strawman like Haberdash just dropped is like having a fistfight with Donald Duck; how do you land a blow on something that doesn't exist?