It is pretty great as a "Hey, it's that guy!" movie. The woman Bilbo Baggins is pretending to have sex for a film with? Joanna Page, who's just finished marrying David Tennant as Queen Elizabeth I on Doctor Who.
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Emma Thompson is only allowed to be sexy in real life. Never on screen. It's a bizarre by-law of the Anglo-American film industry - I think it's like, part of a trade accord or something.
You couldn't wait to share this article about how there's no serious news and feminist content on Jezebel, so you put it on... an article about Pussy Riot being freed from jail, thereby completely invalidating your point. Well done, you dribbling halfwit.
And I don't blame them. Arguing with a pagan-sacrifice-sized strawman like Haberdash just dropped is like having a fistfight with Donald Duck; how do you land a blow on something that doesn't exist?
Were you asleep when Roman Polanski was arrested a few years' back? It was massive, massive news. Also that Vanity Fair piece about Mia Farrow earlier this year had some details about Allen's abuse of his children that will never, ever leave me.
It somehow fits. If I was a Republican, I'd cope with life by pretending only wealthy people count and everything after the Contract With America was just a bad dream.
Nah. I've tried - lord knows how I've tried! - and I can't hate someone who gets that enthusiastic about an epic work of canonical literature. I mean, I'm sure I've sounded crazier while discussing Robert Musil.
I was just going to post this! An absolute barnstormer of a performance, and one of the most utterly, straightforwardly enjoyable things I've ever seen.
Oh Andrej, why u so flawless.
The thing that blows my mind the most is that it's a magazine. A website, yeah, Rule 34 and all that, but can you imagine going to a counter at your local newsagents and handing over money for a copy of Girls and Corpses?
Pictured: this guy searching for his beloved.
Oh, tell me about it.
Let's just make this into the "awesome celebrity relationships" thread to stave off the crushing darkness. David Bowie and Iman! James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff! William H Macy and Felicity Huffman! Cate Blanchett and that playwright dude whose name I continually forget!
I cannot tie this in with the post at all, but your screen name is the greatest.
So I'm going to end up with someone like myself? That sucks! I hate myself!
Can't remember whether anyone said this at the time, but how disappointed do you think Ellen was when Kanye showed her 'Bound 2' without warning her that Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly weren't in this one?
Not gonna lie, sometimes I write fanfic about former Presidents Bush Snr and Clinton's epic bromance.
Because Obama must be blamed for everything. Also, Republicans don't believe foreigners have basic autonomy. How can they operate a camera-phone? Do they even have cameras in Europe?
Just think of all those teenage girls who watch a 1950s-set period drama on Showtime! What will they be thinking?