I was just going to post this! An absolute barnstormer of a performance, and one of the most utterly, straightforwardly enjoyable things I've ever seen.

Oh Andrej, why u so flawless.

The thing that blows my mind the most is that it's a magazine. A website, yeah, Rule 34 and all that, but can you imagine going to a counter at your local newsagents and handing over money for a copy of Girls and Corpses?

Pictured: this guy searching for his beloved.

Oh, tell me about it.

Let's just make this into the "awesome celebrity relationships" thread to stave off the crushing darkness. David Bowie and Iman! James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff! William H Macy and Felicity Huffman! Cate Blanchett and that playwright dude whose name I continually forget!

I cannot tie this in with the post at all, but your screen name is the greatest.

So I'm going to end up with someone like myself? That sucks! I hate myself!

Can't remember whether anyone said this at the time, but how disappointed do you think Ellen was when Kanye showed her 'Bound 2' without warning her that Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly weren't in this one?

Not gonna lie, sometimes I write fanfic about former Presidents Bush Snr and Clinton's epic bromance.

Because Obama must be blamed for everything. Also, Republicans don't believe foreigners have basic autonomy. How can they operate a camera-phone? Do they even have cameras in Europe?

Just think of all those teenage girls who watch a 1950s-set period drama on Showtime! What will they be thinking?

She's a woman in the media. They're all 'role models for young girls' for some unfathomable fucking reason.

Ah, the devastating revelations that she has a manager, a carefully-crafted image and a stage name, unlike every other pop star ever.

That criticism of Lorde also bothered me because it not only equates black people with hip-hop, it equates crap mainstream hip-hop with all hip-hop. It completely ignored the work of artists like Public Enemy, the Beastie Boys, the Coup, the Roots, Immortal Technique, Jurassic 5 etc. etc. who've been critical of the…

Sarah Jessica Parker met AnnaSophia Robb? Do they know nothing about the Blinovitch Limitation Effect?

I think in the right context, it could be a really good point, but when you're singing it as a duet with someone notorious for not waiting for permission before he does what he wants to women's bodies, it's all kinds of shit.

What if you're as yummy as brie? Because she is.

Have you read the fan sites? They go fucking apeshit if an actor is a different height to their character in the books. Change the race and you'd lose at least a third of your potential audience to spontaneous human combustion.