It's enough to make you wish we could quantitatively measure the number of fucks that are given or not given by a person at any one time, just to shut them up.

I wonder if this is anything to do with Marc Jacobs, who controls her and many other celebrities. Sadly, we may never know.

By asking you to listen to other people. Good lord, the oppression of it all.

I'm seeing the problem here; you think being asked to listen to somebody else is the same thing as being victimised.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Nobody's asking you to take your ball and go home, you know - you could have, I don't know, listened to the points being made and responded based on knowledge rather than steaming in with an insulting and inaccurate caricature of them? But yes, we're all evil anti-white fascists trying to censor…

At least two asses in that picture.

I've got to admit, before this the only time I associated The Sound of Music with genitals was this oft-misheard line.

Because your straw-manning of the intelligent points other people were making annoyed me.

Biiiiiig Papa Smurf.

What about insensitivity to other people's experiences, messages, ideas and perspectives, which you're displaying by making this all about "WELL I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO ANYTHING YOU'RE SAYING BUT I ASSUME YOU'RE SAYING WHITE PEOPLE ARE ALL EVIL WAH WAH WAH"?

I do agree, and it's got worse over the last thirty years. It's an unnerving picture of how social mobility is on the slide in this country, that our entertainment industry is dominated by this avalanche of Nigellas and Benedicts and Tuppences and Ruperts (all of whom I love! But let's get some Traceys and Mikeys in…

You are aware that Gwen Stefani got hell over that, aren't you? Because you seem to be using it as an example of a thing nobody had a problem with, and it really didn't fall into that category.

Right, let's be offended on behalf of pop stars who've faced mild criticism instead. Much more sensible thing to be offended by.

Yes, treating Japan and China as the same culture is the same thing as admitting another culture exists. Man, you're hypersensitive.

I heard a rumour that she did this because she wanted to be cast as the lead in the film version of Memoirs of a Geisha. As awful as that movie was, it's nice to be reminded that it could have been much worse.

The answer is because he's as dumb as her, and he'd found his perfect Eliza Doolittle to show off his limited field of knowledge to. That whole revolutionary phase started with the premise that not voting is a valid act of protest (working-class young British people already don't vote, Russell, and the government…

You are aware that the borders that separate Japan from China weren't set by "imperial powers", though, aren't you? They were set by the sea.

Your claim that nobody has levelled cultural appropriation charges at Lady Gaga and Gwen Stefani proves nothing other than you don't know how to search for things on the internet.

Re: Saatchi's past. The British advertising industry in the '80s was notorious for its abhorrence of cocaine, of course...

I know! Clearly the more believable allegation would involve a ten-year blood of virgins habit.