It's so strange that we've landed in this era where "I'm being myself!" is cause for praise. Yes, Miley Cyrus, you are Miley Cyrus. You cannot be mistaken for Gerard de Nerval, Annie Oakley, or the tenth-century Viking King Gorm the Aged. Glad we've cleared that up.

Downey Jr apparently got some way into the process when Cuaron realised that he'd just cast Robert Downey Jr in a role where he couldn't improvise. They realised the mistake and split amicably. I love that.

Yeah, that didn't work as parody for me because it would obviously be better than the real thing. Why has nobody in Hollywood noticed his sex appeal yet?

In the battle of the talented shitheels, I'd put Kechiche above von Trier. Kechiche has yet to make anything as unintentionally hilarious as the opening scene of Antichrist.

I never liked Guy Ritchie (even though I find his Sherlock Holmes movies pretty entertaining). He wasn't as obnoxious once he married Madonna, but before he met her pretty much every interview he gave would involve him screaming about how he wasn't no faggot, to the point where it was genuinely impossible not to…

Haha, yeah, women's political issues aren't real political issues. Keep telling yourself that, all the while wondering why your party is tanking.

This is the mightiest gif.

The first question: she is Amanda Palmer, singer-songwriter, former front woman of the Dresden Dolls, wife of Neil Gaiman.

It was interesting the other day, when we were discussing this in Dirt Bag, how many people said Sinead was just looking for attention and brought that incident up as supporting evidence. That's fascinating to me - the idea that we live in a culture so vapid, so devoid of meaning and argument and thought, that people…

Quvenzhane's picture is adorable. It's nice that having something amazing, like being nominated for an Oscar when you're nine, doesn't spoil you for more ordinary moments of happiness.

Farrah Abrahams' user picture is her Girls and Corpses cover. Of course it is.

She was who my mind immediately went to as well. I keep worrying someone at her record label is going to insist that she cans the suits and trousers and goes for a 'sexy' image to sell records.

This! It reminds me when Sasha Grey was the latest thing, and she would give interviews talking about how she wanted to change the porn industry and do her own thing. I remember thinking "good for you if you enjoy it, but I'm pretty sure making mainstream porn rougher and more coercive towards the woman is like…

A new album which came out in 2012. If that's her motivation, she's weirdly tardy.

If you're wrong, I will personally eat all of Johnny Depp's wide array of wacky hats.

Erin! I hate to be the person to break this to you, but they think they've solved the Bloop.

I'm going to listen to this, and it goes without saying that I adore Miseducation. But her last track... aside from sounding like an unfocused, stream-of-consciousness rant, it bothered me in a number of ways.

Oh man, I forgot Tracie was edgy. Glad to be reminded Tracie is edgy.

Eh, I really don't believe she did it to get her name back in the media. She runs her mouth off about a lot of things, it's just that this one was more TMZ-worthy than the others.

She's this person: