Nicely played.

Quvenzhane's picture is adorable. It's nice that having something amazing, like being nominated for an Oscar when you're nine, doesn't spoil you for more ordinary moments of happiness.

Farrah Abrahams' user picture is her Girls and Corpses cover. Of course it is.

She was who my mind immediately went to as well. I keep worrying someone at her record label is going to insist that she cans the suits and trousers and goes for a 'sexy' image to sell records.

This! It reminds me when Sasha Grey was the latest thing, and she would give interviews talking about how she wanted to change the porn industry and do her own thing. I remember thinking "good for you if you enjoy it, but I'm pretty sure making mainstream porn rougher and more coercive towards the woman is like…

A new album which came out in 2012. If that's her motivation, she's weirdly tardy.

If you're wrong, I will personally eat all of Johnny Depp's wide array of wacky hats.

Erin! I hate to be the person to break this to you, but they think they've solved the Bloop.

I'm going to listen to this, and it goes without saying that I adore Miseducation. But her last track... aside from sounding like an unfocused, stream-of-consciousness rant, it bothered me in a number of ways.

Oh man, I forgot Tracie was edgy. Glad to be reminded Tracie is edgy.

Eh, I really don't believe she did it to get her name back in the media. She runs her mouth off about a lot of things, it's just that this one was more TMZ-worthy than the others.

She's this person:

I would love that, because it would make Miley Hazel Wassername.

This. I don't like how Sinead framed it, and she could have used better wording, but that letter wasn't just "put your legs together, young lady!"

He made one mediocre feature and suddenly he's a better choice than Fincher? Let's not go crazy here.

How miserable should somebody's life have to be before the Small Government Star Chamber allows them to take a cent?

"If it was a male shooter they'd have shot him dead before he opened fire! Misandry! Misandry everywhere!"

Huh. I'd always disliked him, but I assumed it was just based on a combination of nepotism and his "here's something you've seen before, but with a superficially new/edgy sheen to make fanboys lose all sense of proportion about it!" oeuvre. Now I can claim I was psychic.

Who knew birth control was all about foetuses?

That rose one is so accurate. I always end up drinking it because none of the bars round here seem to stock any red wine, and I'm always thinking "This is really nice. I wish it was red."