Reading interviews, he really seems to think Gore Verbinski is as radical and transgressive a director as '90s-era Tim Burton, Jim Jarmusch, Terry Gilliam and all the other greats he worked with during his interesting period. I don't know whether this is PR or something he genuinely believes to help him sleep at…

This is your newspaper. This is your newspaper on NewsCorp.

What in blue fuck has happened to the Telegraph since those two weird brothers took over? It used to be the paper I never agreed with but always respected and enjoyed reading; now it's turning into Breitbart.com without the mature, reasoned professionalism.

Is it that hard to imagine some people have experience of people they know attempting or committing suicide, and may therefore not take kindly to a bunch of smarmy "ironic" cowfuckers using it as their latest attention-grabbing wheeze?

That's not an interview: John Crace's "digested read" series is a parody of recently released books.

During an "intense debate", no less! I know when I'm having an "intense debate" with someone I don't start goofing about and roughhousing with them, because we're both really fucking angry and it would end up going badly wrong.

Then someone should tell her to extend the same courtesy to Tristan Taormino, a very intelligent feminist who she seems to think is incapable of doing just that.

Oh God, Dunham's blaming the "Hollywood hive mind" really annoyed me. If anyone's benefitted from Hollywood groupthink glossing over their latest darling's open racism recently, it's her.

Not an older person, but I'm 30 and I'm increasingly convinced I'm not going to have children. Let's just say my family line is not one that screams out to be continued, and I'm no good at looking after kids anyway.

Beat me to it! I read an article a few years back where she was being interviewed in a cafe and she sneered at the waitress's clothes, and I just thought "You're pretty judgmental for someone who's mainly famous for sucking off a racist on camera."

I'm glad you raised the Duke Fuck List, because that was the first thing I thought of when I read this article.

He does seem to have a weakness for redheads. I remain convinced that his obsessive protection of Rebekah Brooks was down to a crush.

I've seen it put on in some theatres, but it hasn't had the longevity of Rocky Horror.

I'd enjoy these ads if they were based very closely on Cosmopolis.

It strikes me as terrifying, but then I'm a Daniel Clowes fan.

"Everything Fred does, I have to do backwards and with webbed feet."

Aye, it was only the saucy '70s milkmen who got laid on the job. Once Thatcher got in, the whole Sex Milkmen program was completely discontinued apart from the odd holdout.

In addition to what other people have said - because the Cabin Sisters' pitch was almost a parody of what you'd expect an entitled celebrity Kickstarter to be. They moaned about how all their super-important duties as famous people were getting in the way of their family commitments, and asked you to hand over your…

For real. Why this overprivileged racist asshat gets all the love at Jezebel continues to confound me.