Haha who’s gonna buy your crops, sister-fucker?

And yet, if the voter-suppression laws that have come up in GOP-regime states aren’t brought down, these “very fine people” will end up with much more influence in running the country, even more so than when the Orange Twitler was in power.

I thought I heard the judge say that he will be forced to pay restitution from his prison duty wages; but I’m sure some asshole will start him a GoFundMe. 

Now see, here you go speaking things into existence. If this happens I’m coming back here and blaming you! You should knock on wood just to be safe.

it’s a perfect phrase for the average easily triggered, scared, Fox News dipshit to latch onto and screech about, almost as good as “black lives matter.” Once that train leaves the station, forget any attempts at explanation, subtlety, nuance, etc. “Defund the police” deep down is every white moron’s worst nightmare…

I say this with all sincerity; Republicans can eat every inch of a dick. They oppose anyone that is completely qualified for their position, unless they’re a republican. They’ll put any unqualified ass-hat in a position of authority, as long as they’re a fellow republican.

Can we refer to her just as Marge Greene? She doesn’t deserve the RBG or AOC or even HRC treatment.

but she’s later seen approaching mounted police officers

Eh sometimes i’ve had to use the sink in the past when my shower was acting up, it’s not that big of a deal.

P.L. Travers (of Mary Poppins fame) was also not very happy with the treatment Disney gave her character and stories. It’s one of the more egregious examples of a story being “Disneyfied.” (The story is even worse than the movie Saving Mr. Banks makes it seem.)

No, a trick question is “Is your sister a better lay than your mom?”

Yeah, I was thinking of all of those stupid rwing protests. They really didn't spend much time thinking about this law, did they.

it’s our punishment for doing the right thing

“Gwen” is such a badass name isn’t it? I’ve known a couple of “Gwens” in my life and thinking about it I am indeed the better for it today. Thanks for it-I’ll be sure to pay this forward.....

LOL.  You don’t know my mother in law... somewhat ironically named Karen.

Tucker is talking QAnon-sense.

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

It took 15 years quietly working in the background and partnering with someone even he considered a complete dolt but at the end of it all Dick Cheney got his revenge on Saddam. sleep tight Matt- I’m sure his daughter has nothing in store for you and is perfectly forgiving....

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