This is a Penthouse Forum letter without the sex.

Remember when we had an actual intelligent American First Lady in the White House. If it wasn’t for our forever FLOTUS Michelle Obama giving the original speech side by side in this clip I would not have had an idea of what the plagiarist FAUXTUS was even saying. Can someone please translate? I’m all for sending Miss …

Of course, who else is going to work for the pittance they pay.

A great lawyer is going to a prestigious company or university (name recognition and money). A good lawyer will work for scale a corporation, a so-so lawyer works in fed space, and a unethical bad one either chases ambulances or works for the police.

I know federal attorneys. They pull them from the best third tier law schools.

The Bureau of Land Management has really gotten out of control.

Bacon, Lettuce, and Mutton.

Hide your daughters and horses.

Look, if you haven’t adopted “it must be nice” or “I’m a general, wheeee!” into your personal lexicon, maybe the problem isn’t with the musical.

No you don’t understand they’re different

I read this in Rumble Mcskirmish’s voice.

Sieg Kyle

Nikki Haley serving some modernized Dolores Umbridge realness.

“Somebody call a plumber for hard clog?”

Man, LISTEN, the lady that sang the national anthem at the Lincoln Memorial. I have to be honest. I shed a thug tear cause Sis did all of that. Wow. I'm literally blown away and I don't mess with the anthem like that but my goodness. Her rendition gave me hope for what the country could be. That's power. It uplifted…

That is a valid section on our Black card...requesting kool-aid by color rather than flavor.

And that's the bottom line, IMO. The family's entire existence over the last decade and some change is based upon building and maintaining the brand. That's all. If Kanye was costing the family millions, then (and only then) they'd do something.

Is it too Black too ask for the purple stuff?  Asking for a friend.

Look, all I know from being raised Catholic is that every time the priest said, “This is the body of Christ”... he held up a little white cracker.

If it makes you feel any better hunting that person is my daily quarantine game. :)

This is how running mates are chosen. You leak a name and see if the internet tears them up. Whoever comes out of the shredder almost intact gets the job. It will not be Representative Bass.