Keep it down will you? You’ll ruin my “Academy of Rhetoric and Sophistry” before it even begins.

Betsy DeVos is an evil shitbag?

Pathological liar, who creates fake charities and pockets the money while overstating his accomplishments and connections...so...black Trump?

oh man you made me cackle at work.

It looks like only three of the Board members have degrees in education. http://www.cpsboe.org/about/bios

What ruckus? Could you describe the ruckus?

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Well Grizzly bears will head north, and polar bears will go south. Soon we’ll have a super bear that will be unstoppable. That’s how evolution works right?

He’s even better if you know the way to make Batman give up fighting you....

Make this happen, MLB.

I wonder if Alex Jones is going to deny that today’s shooting happened and call it a false flag.

They have to tell him he’s handsome and a good boy and affectionately ruffle his hair and diaper his enormous behind and generally give him the love mommy and daddy didn’t otherwise...

Roughly 50,000 undocumented Irish in the US, according to CNN: http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/16/us/white-irish-undocumented-trnd/index.html

the decade old stench of Notre Dame and Charlie Weis maybe?

These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!

I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see the Browns draft him

Believe me, I always reach...when Balls are involved.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

“The Intercept published a full transcript of the “very friendly” April phone between Donald Trump and his strongman crush Rodrigo Duterte”