So every time you go to a restaurant, you roll into the kitchen and ask the chef to “surprise” you.

Nope. See Kissinger.

Yay! Alabama gets to determine our national security.

Don’t sweat it. I left the screening of Dark Knight after fifteen minutes because I ran out of bullets.

nope

Dear you.

I hope your site in russia gets bombed.

Riley Freeman said it best.

Because they aren’t close enough to faafo.

Let me guess, you hate unions and love child labor.

I wish someone decided to school this clown on what Mother’s Day was started for in reality.

Ladies and gentlemen, America’s mayor!

Samhain is part of a troll farm. Just block.

Solitary. It can be used to drive him mad to the point of suicide. He can’t get a mouse pregnant, can he?

It's funny how people have cars. Who said anything about living there?

West Virginia has access to a significant talent pool from Virginia and Maryland.

Capitalist = Nazi. The story tracks 

Since "thoughts and prayers" became the response.

If you can swing it, walk.

Hail Hydra, I suppose.