“We’re not going to put a piece of legislation on the table that’s going to ban assault weapons, or we’re not going to pass comprehensive background checks. But right now, people in this country want us to make progress. They just don’t want the status quo to continue for another 30 years.”

Good luck with Monkey Pox. I’ll take the vaccinaion

So, a person, who got noteriety for having sex, likes having sex.

I would think 2 supreme couet justices would do it. Saw how fast the worked to protect their driways.. 

So you want to fight for gun control. Thank god

Go home Johnny's lawyer, this is a Hardy's

It’s adorble when assholes defend the poop

Fucking right.

Go home, Johnny, this is a Wendy's

If only those brave men were in Tex...

You’re thinking of Thomas Edison. He didn't invent the light bulb. The guy who did, so flambouyant.

100% yes

While most are valid points, explain the only person that can replace Billie Dee Williams as Lando Callrisian.

The diversion into the rhyming was my favorite part of this article.

For Spiderman 2, sounds like you installed the “into the spiderverse” mod.

Also, if you’re hoping to avoid a future layoff, you already know it’s coming. Take a couple years for yourself.

Remember this. You might not remember this when you’re older.

Squirrel scoot capsasin wax spray is legit. Any hot sauce will keep just about all animals away.

Never

It's a wake up text message that we will politely ignore.