I would think 2 supreme couet justices would do it. Saw how fast the worked to protect their driways.. 

So you want to fight for gun control. Thank god

Go home Johnny's lawyer, this is a Hardy's

It’s adorble when assholes defend the poop

Fucking right.

Go home, Johnny, this is a Wendy's

If only those brave men were in Tex...

You’re thinking of Thomas Edison. He didn't invent the light bulb. The guy who did, so flambouyant.

100% yes

While most are valid points, explain the only person that can replace Billie Dee Williams as Lando Callrisian.

The diversion into the rhyming was my favorite part of this article.

For Spiderman 2, sounds like you installed the “into the spiderverse” mod.

Also, if you’re hoping to avoid a future layoff, you already know it’s coming. Take a couple years for yourself.

Remember this. You might not remember this when you’re older.

Squirrel scoot capsasin wax spray is legit. Any hot sauce will keep just about all animals away.

Never

It's a wake up text message that we will politely ignore.

Steve Kerr is my spirit animal.

Go home, Senator, you're drunk.

I just fed them nuts and seeds. Squirrels are great if you treat them like pets you don’t have to bring inside.