The Clintons are lawyers.

Lawyers are overpaid customer support.

It's pronounced .000001. Had the same question.

They could use either. 

Wait. Joan Collins is still alive?

Do they have a wall of skulls? Philly is better.

You have to hit the Museum of Medical Oddities in Philly. 

College is to felony charge as asshat is to:

HBO does not care. That's who owns Sesame Street now. Gotta keep that pipeline open.

Nah, it’s cool. Let the fool off his leash so we can point and laugh at the moron.

You leave Schlitz out of this. You know he’s a Miller High Life man.

God that would truly be heaven on earth.

I read it and thought “dim reaper” would have been better.

No one ever accused U.S. dollars of not being green enough.

Thanks, Trump.

Implied, not included.

First date with the Mrs. was a documentary about him at the Philly film institute. God damn he was notoriously brilliant.

“We are outraged, hurt and saddened that this occurred”

“Pay me that much and I’ll come back and learn how to dunk!”

Agreed. I'm just debating whether I get tickets for Newark or DC. Would love to hear her live again.