Really? Lizzo? I can’t see how people would be threatened by a strong, intelligent black woman.

If we're lucky, she's getting too old for this shit.

Bitch went fishing

Once again, the fish rots from from the head.

The grift knows no boundaries. At least thieves have to have talent.

If they'll go away, let them have it.

Give these assholes the gulf coast and let everyone that wants to go there/leave 2 years to figure shit out. They can get all the money from russia that they want.

Appears the only thing Herschel couldn't outrun was brain trauma.

So, if I live in a shithole, can I sue my employer for unsafe working conditions?

Capone -> Syphilis -> Tax Evasion.

“what looks like the psychedelic drawing on the side of an early-’80s pinball machine.”

So, realtor, how much is this house going to cost in today’s hot real estate market?

Sounds about white

I pray that you got paid by the word because “lol nope” wasn’t gonna pay the rent.

Snapple mint tea is still, hands down, the finest drink that this world has ever produced.

That was a lot of words just to say give me orange flavor nerds one last time.

I forgot to send slapping like it was clapping.

Fuck no. The. End. Full. Stop.

Are you a piece of shit from Texas, because you totally sound like a piece of shit from Texas.

What. The. Actual. Fuck?