She wants that mushroom.

“Princess and the Frog” is better than “Tangled”

Give it time. A hit dog hollers.

And those fuckers are about to learn what Native Americans were shown.

Sorry, the votes were cast. Happy to do a recount for ya, however.

What the hell is his mom’s first name.

See, Moscow Mitch is a hang-out. His wife, if I'm not mistaken, is the daughter of the wealthiest shipping magnet in China.

So she inherits 400 million dollars in Russian debt.

67 and 14 hours.

15.99. You are underestimating...

Law firms saw him begging and dropped his ass. As they should. 

Did they run a country for four years?

The man used “elixir”. Obviously he’s a nerd.

He was obviously the kicker taken at the of the draft.

That shit would give him an excuse.

They only win if they come out with crocheted dick hats. 

Where is the /s? Was there supposed to be one?

The fake Lizardo showed up in my DMs. I hit a nerve.

He would have been seen as “presidential” by morons. Again.

And dye job. Are you serious with that bullshit. KellyAnne that shit or GTFO.