"adventure game"

So they added support for furries?

Jurassic Park: Trespasser was a first person shooter where the main character's health bar is displayed as a tattoo on her cleavage.

Something fot the ladies.

I like this one a lot. It's classy.

Sony Pictures and Sony Computer Entertainment are members of the Sony conglomerate that are totally seperate entities that operate independantly from each other. So no, this is not shocking news.

Yes.

Was this a Jurassic Park: Trespasser reference?

Dem hawt abs.

Those big beautiful blue eyes.

I can't fucking stand FFVII fanboys so this amused me greatly, knowing that it pissed them all off! I bet Reddit is a wash with angry people with usernames like "S3ph1r0th" or "C10ud".

Who would you choose? Kratos? Because I can't stand Kratos.

Only suckers buy the novelty box sets. How am I supposed to fit that barrel on the shelf with the other Blu-Rays?

Only suckers buy the novelty box sets. How am I supposed to fit that barrel on the shelf with the other Blu-Rays?

But what about Hyper Ultra Street Fighter V Arcade Edition EX+ Remix Based God Addition Edition?

Ah, you mean the Shenmue style of QTE's.

...greater than great, stronger than strong...

Grandia was a Sega Saturn game that was ported to the PS1... poorly.

How is this outfit in any way practical for warfare?

Most of Nintendo's Gamecube catalouge. With the Wii U at deaths door, this may happen sooner rather than later.

You mean Purrrrfect.