Had not long left school and started my first real job... I'm still in that same job. How time flys!

Fucking scalpers.

Anyone who is sane hates Sonic the Hedgehog. It's a shit franchise to begin with.

Dawwwwwwww! That's just adorable.

Fuck that! It's about being first so you can become internet famous now.

...you'll never be seen... again.

Another example of Kotaku linking a pre-existing youtube video and calling it content.

The perfect video game.

Nice armour, I wonder where they got their inspiration from?

Make all the fire balls you want Mario, the duck aint impressed.

"...so we may judge your taste in Zelda games."

About damn time Nintendo!

C'mon Nintendo, F-Zero GX HD, make it happen!

Her silk gloves look more like thick woollen mittens; what a shoddy paintjob.

Da fuc u doin' human!?

I feel your pain!

NOOOO! Snoopy! (;*△*;)

I remember the golden days of Youtube when people made videos just because it was fun and not because they were trying to become rich and famous. *Sigh* Google ruined Youtube and everything is shit now. I regularly fantasise about purging Youtube's servers and wiping everything clean. No PewDiePie, no Minecraft…

Remember when getting a Charizard in a packet of Pokemon cards was considered a big deal? I do!